mooseham:
“ gladdenryan:
“ bloodandgutsinhighschool:
“ dftbyay:
“ barnabyqueefs:
“ pilgrimkitty:
“ “ (via imgTumble) ”
She is running in a long-sleeved black shirt and tights, in the middle of summer, outside. And she’s still in the lead.
Tell me...

kramergate:

my favorite thing is when people from your high school who got married at 20 and have three kids at 22 post shit like “living with your significant other isn’t all fun it’s constant fighting and discomfort and never being happy! constant misery is natural and expected don’t get your hopes up! buy these pyramid scheme beauty products btw”

(via plants4)

thetalkinggrilledcheese:

unrelatableuserboxes:

image
@bong-slut
goodbye

Me because I stopped using this

(via thetalkinggrilledcheese)

  • me: im in the shower. the water is warm. im picking up the soap...
  • Brain: Hey, lets think about this upsetting thing-
  • Me: I AM HOLDING THE SOAP IN MY HAND. I AM RUBBING THE SOAP ON MY LEFT ARM WITH MY RIGHT HAND...

hellishsuggestion:

you changed me so much, i wish i could rip away the parts of me that came from you

hellishsuggestion:

You do not even deserve my anger.

(via glossmom-deactivated20191016)

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

(via mehughno)

thatsthat24:

alexistudies:

theweirdwideweb:

The Obamas read Where The Wild Things Are, Easter 2016

And people wonder why i love them

I am going to miss them… So much…

(via hotboyproblems)

ymirsbian:
“ thebootydiaries:
“ the ol’ razzle dazzle
” ”
tastefullyoffensive:
““Greetings, humans. Anything we can help with?” (via hilarious.ted)
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